The Askbox    19. Asian. I just post what I like and what makes me laugh

blloooooo:

aliv3-but-dead:

jordynivy:

annaoverboard:

What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and their snoring like a fucking ass hole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby crying and it finally hits you, you’ve made it.
you beat the demons inside you, the voices, the darkness.
I look forward to that, to knowing I made it.

this deserve so many notes

"Snoring like an asshole"

But I really want this. Really.

(via voluminousoblivion)

— 5 hours ago with 286445 notes
Anonymous asked: I wanna suck dick but I'm scared...


Answer:

-shr00ms:

Do it
It’s fun
Boys are so weak
you put your mouth on their dick and you have the same power as if you were putting a gun to their temple

— 8 hours ago with 361 notes
get-up-n-go:

healthymoi:

Or just music that makes you forget that you are jogging.
I believe this totally works, as stupid as it sounds <3

from experience i can say this is true especially when it’s the pirates of the caribbean theme song nomsayin

get-up-n-go:

healthymoi:

Or just music that makes you forget that you are jogging.

I believe this totally works, as stupid as it sounds <3

from experience i can say this is true especially when it’s the pirates of the caribbean theme song nomsayin

(via fit-and-skinny-kate)

— 8 hours ago with 1788 notes

moosetardis:

harryll0yds:

my favourite part of this is

a lot of people think that a guy’s foot size is directly related to his dick’s size

so by all accounts, Kristoff was asking how well-endowed Hans was

All men subconsciously compare themselves to other men they hear about so he was also subtly hinting he’s got a big ding dong

(via pandalove21)

— 8 hours ago with 54268 notes