What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and their snoring like a fucking ass hole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby crying and it finally hits you, you’ve made it.
you beat the demons inside you, the voices, the darkness.
I look forward to that, to knowing I made it.
this deserve so many notes
"Snoring like an asshole"
But I really want this. Really.
I wanna suck dick but I'm scared...
Boys are so weak
you put your mouth on their dick and you have the same power as if you were putting a gun to their temple
Or just music that makes you forget that you are jogging.
I believe this totally works, as stupid as it sounds <3
from experience i can say this is true
especially when it’s the pirates of the caribbean theme song nomsayin
my favourite part of this is
a lot of people think that a guy’s foot size is directly related to his dick’s size
so by all accounts, Kristoff was asking how well-endowed Hans was
All men subconsciously compare themselves to other men they hear about so he was also subtly hinting he’s got a big ding dong